I Will Eat Your English

20. Female. Author. Bisexual. Activist.

Anonymous asked: I saw one of your posts about Jennifer Lawrence making a rape joke or being homophobic? Could you please explain more to me on this, I always liked her, but I couldn't support someone who supports homophobia...

i’m not google.

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via bewbin)

cloudywithachanceofbuckbeak:

holnnes:

I just want a show about an ex assassin trying to adjust to civilian life with the help of her morbid but sweet pathologist friend and accidentally becoming a famous crime solving duo 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

cloudywithachanceofbuckbeak:

holnnes:

I just want a show about an ex assassin trying to adjust to civilian life with the help of her morbid but sweet pathologist friend and accidentally becoming a famous crime solving duo 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(via bessibels)

kingcheddarxvii:

Me at Hogwarts:

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • walk up to fat lady portrait
  • she asks what the password is but I had better things to pay attention to so I forgot it
  • I say “dumbledore being gay doesnt really count as gay representation”
  • sneak in as she stumbles to find retort
  • walk into the common room
  • see it’s dead-ass boring
  • immediately download disco ball app on my iphone which I have hacked with my wizard powers to have unlimited wifi
  • levitate it over room using wingardium leviosa, which I know before all the other first-years because I saw the movies
  • suddenly the common room is sick as hell
  • easily-impressed wizards have no clue how technology works, think I am a master wizard
  • suddenly i’m Head Boy and I call the shots around here
  • previous Head Boy disagrees so I turn him into some sunglasses that I then place casually over my eyes
  • other muggle-borns nod in approval

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fartgallery:

no son, theres no monster under your bed. there is, however, one under mine so ill be taking your bed tonight. good luck out there, kiddo

(via toastyghosties)

this article’s title was a wild ride from start to finish

this article’s title was a wild ride from start to finish

3babe:

u know when u think about ur future or even short term goals n its just like *black hole* *garbage truck noise* =)

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lovinmesomeanime:

slimydad:

analcheeses:

slimydad:

analcheeses:

this tree down the road has some kind of mummy fruit hanging from it

I wonder how long until the mummy hatches

mummy doesn’t hatch from fruit, idiot. that’s a cocoon, a mummy butterfly is going to emerge

uh excuse you I got my BA in Mummy Studies and I know a gestating mummy fruit when I see one

I’m a mummy

That’s a fucking nest and I guarantee you there’s a shit ton of hornets in it

amazing